Sassy Talkin
Sassy Talkin
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For the woman who considers the back porch her happy place, this funny wine dish towel from Sassy Talkin is basically a personality statement. "I'm Outdoorsy — I Drink My Wine on the Porch" is the kind of humor that hits home for anyone who loves a good glass of rosé with a side of fresh air and zero obligations.
Designed and pressed in Louisiana, USA, this 20"x20" white dish towel is soft, machine washable, and made for real kitchens and real women. Tuck it into a gift basket, hang it by the sink, or wrap it up for your favorite porch-sitter — it's a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.
A Little Miss Muffin favorite — because the great outdoors starts right outside your back door.
All orders are processed within 1-5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.
Shipping Rates
Flat-rate shipping is available for $9.95 for orders placed in the U.S.
Heavy-goods shipping for oversized items is available for $29.95 for orders placed in the U.S.
Free ground shipping is provided for orders placed in the U.S. over $100.
International shipping is available for $29.95 (standard) & $49.95 (heavy goods) for orders placed outside of the U.S.
*Free Shipping Not Applicable for Oversize items, International Shipping, or Fragile Items requiring extra packaging services.
In-Store Pickup
You can skip the shipping fees with free local pickup at our Harrison Ave. location. After placing your order and selecting local pickup at checkout, your order will be prepared and ready for pick up within 1-5 business days. We will send you an email when your order is ready along with instructions.
Our in-store pickup hours are 10 a.m.- 6 p.m. Monday-Saturday, & 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. on Sundays. Please have your order confirmation email with you when you come.
How do I check the status of my order?
When your order has shipped, you will receive an email notification from us which will include a tracking number you can use to check its status. Please allow 48 hours for the tracking information to become available.
If you haven’t received your order within 14 days of receiving your shipping confirmation email, please contact us at thecustomerservicemuffins@gmail.com with your name and order number, and we will look into it for you.
Online purchases may be returned or exchanged within 30 days.
In-store purchases may be returned or exchanged within 3 days.
All items must be returned in their original condition and are subject to a 12% restocking fee. Exchanges are not subject to the fee.
Final Sale items are not eligible for return or exchange.
These items are final sale only:
