Sassy Talkin
Sassy Talkin
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This funny morning person dish towel from Sassy Talkin is for every woman who hits snooze twice, needs coffee before conversation, and considers "good morning" a very bold statement. Relatable, hilarious, and 100% kitchen-ready — it's the kind of gift that makes people laugh the moment they see it.
Designed and pressed in Louisiana, USA, this 20"x20" white dish towel is soft, machine washable, and made for real kitchens and real mornings. Hang it by the coffee maker, gift it to your night-owl best friend, or treat yourself — because mornings are hard enough.
A Little Miss Muffin favorite — because mornings are optional, but humor is not.
All orders are processed within 1-5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.
Shipping Rates
Flat-rate shipping is available for $9.95 for orders placed in the U.S.
Heavy-goods shipping for oversized items is available for $29.95 for orders placed in the U.S.
Free ground shipping is provided for orders placed in the U.S. over $100.
International shipping is available for $29.95 (standard) & $49.95 (heavy goods) for orders placed outside of the U.S.
*Free Shipping Not Applicable for Oversize items, International Shipping, or Fragile Items requiring extra packaging services.
In-Store Pickup
You can skip the shipping fees with free local pickup at our Harrison Ave. location. After placing your order and selecting local pickup at checkout, your order will be prepared and ready for pick up within 1-5 business days. We will send you an email when your order is ready along with instructions.
Our in-store pickup hours are 10 a.m.- 6 p.m. Monday-Saturday, & 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. on Sundays. Please have your order confirmation email with you when you come.
How do I check the status of my order?
When your order has shipped, you will receive an email notification from us which will include a tracking number you can use to check its status. Please allow 48 hours for the tracking information to become available.
If you haven’t received your order within 14 days of receiving your shipping confirmation email, please contact us at thecustomerservicemuffins@gmail.com with your name and order number, and we will look into it for you.
Online purchases may be returned or exchanged within 30 days.
In-store purchases may be returned or exchanged within 3 days.
All items must be returned in their original condition and are subject to a 12% restocking fee. Exchanges are not subject to the fee.
Final Sale items are not eligible for return or exchange.
These items are final sale only:
