Sassy Talkin
Sassy Talkin
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She didn't choose the kitchen life — the kitchen life chose her. The Sassy Girl "I Only Cook Because We Have To Eat" Dish Towel by Sassy Talkin is the hilariously honest kitchen accessory for every woman who cooks out of necessity, not passion. Relatable, funny, and perfectly sassy, this dish towel is the gift that makes every reluctant home cook feel completely seen.
Whether it's for the friend who considers takeout a food group, the mom who's been making dinner for decades without a thank you, or yourself on a Tuesday night — this towel tells the whole truth.
Because dinner isn't going to make itself — unfortunately. Add it to your cart and gift the dish towel that keeps it real!
All orders are processed within 1-5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.
Shipping Rates
Flat-rate shipping is available for $9.95 for orders placed in the U.S.
Heavy-goods shipping for oversized items is available for $29.95 for orders placed in the U.S.
Free ground shipping is provided for orders placed in the U.S. over $100.
International shipping is available for $29.95 (standard) & $49.95 (heavy goods) for orders placed outside of the U.S.
*Free Shipping Not Applicable for Oversize items, International Shipping, or Fragile Items requiring extra packaging services.
In-Store Pickup
You can skip the shipping fees with free local pickup at our Harrison Ave. location. After placing your order and selecting local pickup at checkout, your order will be prepared and ready for pick up within 1-5 business days. We will send you an email when your order is ready along with instructions.
Our in-store pickup hours are 10 a.m.- 6 p.m. Monday-Saturday, & 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. on Sundays. Please have your order confirmation email with you when you come.
How do I check the status of my order?
When your order has shipped, you will receive an email notification from us which will include a tracking number you can use to check its status. Please allow 48 hours for the tracking information to become available.
If you haven’t received your order within 14 days of receiving your shipping confirmation email, please contact us at thecustomerservicemuffins@gmail.com with your name and order number, and we will look into it for you.
Online purchases may be returned or exchanged within 30 days.
In-store purchases may be returned or exchanged within 3 days.
All items must be returned in their original condition and are subject to a 12% restocking fee. Exchanges are not subject to the fee.
Final Sale items are not eligible for return or exchange.
These items are final sale only:
