Love at First Sight? Not Quite — Sassy Girl Dish Towel

Some people believe in love at first sight — she believes in something a little more honest. The Sassy Girl "I Totally Believe In Annoyed At First Sight" Dish Towel by Sassy Talkin is the perfectly dry, hilariously relatable kitchen accessory for the introvert, the realist, and anyone who's ever met someone and immediately known it wasn't going to go well. Witty, deadpan, and instantly quotable, this dish towel is a gift that speaks volumes without saying a word.

Whether it's for the friend who's allergic to small talk, the coworker who keeps their headphones in for a reason, or yourself on a Monday morning, this towel gets it completely.

Product Details

• Size: 20" x 20" — generous size, perfect for kitchen use or display
• Material: 100% polyester with heat-set design permanently infused into the fabric — won't peel, crack, or fade
• Care: Machine wash & dry — easy to maintain and built to last
• Vendor: Sassy Talkin — known for bold, relatable humor that hits every time

Why It Makes the Perfect Gift

• Perfectly dry humor for introverts, realists, and people who keep it real
• Practical enough for daily kitchen use, witty enough to display front and center
• An affordable, crowd-pleasing gift under $15
• Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, office gifts, and "this is literally you" moments

Because not every first impression is a good one — and that's perfectly fine. Add it to your cart and gift the dish towel that tells it like it is!

All orders are processed within 1-5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.

Shipping Rates

Flat-rate shipping is available for $9.95 for orders placed in the U.S.

Heavy-goods shipping for oversized items is available for $29.95 for orders placed in the U.S.

Free ground shipping is provided for orders placed in the U.S. over $100.

International shipping is available for $29.95 (standard) & $49.95 (heavy goods) for orders placed outside of the U.S.

*Free Shipping Not Applicable for Oversize items, International Shipping, or Fragile Items requiring extra packaging services.

In-Store Pickup

You can skip the shipping fees with free local pickup at our Harrison Ave. location. After placing your order and selecting local pickup at checkout, your order will be prepared and ready for pick up within 1-5 business days. We will send you an email when your order is ready along with instructions. 

Our in-store pickup hours are 10 a.m.- 6 p.m. Monday-Saturday, & 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. on Sundays. Please have your order confirmation email with you when you come.

How do I check the status of my order?

When your order has shipped, you will receive an email notification from us which will include a tracking number you can use to check its status. Please allow 48 hours for the tracking information to become available. 

If you haven’t received your order within 14 days of receiving your shipping confirmation email, please contact us at thecustomerservicemuffins@gmail.com with your name and order number, and we will look into it for you.

Online purchases may be returned or exchanged within 30 days.

In-store purchases may be returned or exchanged within 3 days.

All items must be returned in their original condition and are subject to a 12% restocking fee. Exchanges are not subject to the fee.

Final Sale items are not eligible for return or exchange.

These items are final sale only:

• Jewelry, with few exceptions;
• Seasonal items (including but not limited to Christmas, Fall/Halloween, Valentine's Day, Easter) after December 15;
• Any item specifically marked as Final Sale;
• Reusable & protective face masks;
• All personalized / special-ordered merchandise.

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