For the Friend Who's Definitely the Bad Influence — Sassy Girl Dish Towel

You know exactly who this is for. The Sassy Girl "We've Been Friends So Long I Can't Remember Who Is The Bad Influence" Dish Towel by Sassy Talkin is the perfect gift for your ride-or-die bestie — the one who's been by your side through every questionable decision. Funny, relatable, and made right here in the USA, this dish towel brings a little laughter to every kitchen.

Whether it's a birthday gift, a girls' trip souvenir, or just a "thinking of you" surprise, this sassy towel says everything you've always wanted to say — with a smile.

Product Details

• Size: 20" x 20" — generous size, perfect for kitchen use or display
• Material: 100% polyester with heat-set design that won't fade or peel
• Care: Machine wash & dry — easy to clean and built to last
• Made in the USA — proudly American-made quality
• Lightweight: 3.2 oz — easy to ship and gift

Why It Makes the Perfect Gift

• Hilarious, relatable message that best friends instantly get
• Practical enough to use, funny enough to frame
• An affordable, crowd-pleasing gift under $15
• Great for birthdays, Galentine's Day, girls' nights, and friendship anniversaries

Because every great friendship needs a little sassy humor in the kitchen. Add it to your cart and send it to your partner in crime today!

All orders are processed within 1-5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.

Shipping Rates

Flat-rate shipping is available for $9.95 for orders placed in the U.S.

Heavy-goods shipping for oversized items is available for $29.95 for orders placed in the U.S.

Free ground shipping is provided for orders placed in the U.S. over $100.

International shipping is available for $29.95 (standard) & $49.95 (heavy goods) for orders placed outside of the U.S.

*Free Shipping Not Applicable for Oversize items, International Shipping, or Fragile Items requiring extra packaging services.

In-Store Pickup

You can skip the shipping fees with free local pickup at our Harrison Ave. location. After placing your order and selecting local pickup at checkout, your order will be prepared and ready for pick up within 1-5 business days. We will send you an email when your order is ready along with instructions. 

Our in-store pickup hours are 10 a.m.- 6 p.m. Monday-Saturday, & 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. on Sundays. Please have your order confirmation email with you when you come.

How do I check the status of my order?

When your order has shipped, you will receive an email notification from us which will include a tracking number you can use to check its status. Please allow 48 hours for the tracking information to become available. 

If you haven’t received your order within 14 days of receiving your shipping confirmation email, please contact us at thecustomerservicemuffins@gmail.com with your name and order number, and we will look into it for you.

Online purchases may be returned or exchanged within 30 days.

In-store purchases may be returned or exchanged within 3 days.

All items must be returned in their original condition and are subject to a 12% restocking fee. Exchanges are not subject to the fee.

Final Sale items are not eligible for return or exchange.

These items are final sale only:

• Jewelry, with few exceptions;
• Seasonal items (including but not limited to Christmas, Fall/Halloween, Valentine's Day, Easter) after December 15;
• Any item specifically marked as Final Sale;
• Reusable & protective face masks;
• All personalized / special-ordered merchandise.

View the full Return Policy