Warning: Do NOT Do Whatever You Want — Sassy Girl Dish Towel

Every person in a relationship knows exactly what this means — and it's definitely not permission. The Sassy Girl "When A Woman Says Do Whatever You Want" Dish Towel by Sassy Talkin is the hilariously relatable kitchen accessory that captures one of life's most universally understood moments. It's funny because it's true, and it makes the perfect gift for anyone who's ever said it — or heard it.

Witty, bold, and made to get a laugh every single time someone reads it, this dish towel is a conversation starter from the moment it hits the kitchen.

Product Details

• Size: 20" x 20" — generous size, perfect for kitchen use or display
• Design: Heat-set directly into the fabric fibers — not a transfer, won't crack or peel
• Care: Machine wash & iron safe — easy to maintain and built to last
• Weight: 3.2 oz — lightweight and easy to gift or ship

Why It Makes the Perfect Gift

• Instantly relatable humor that couples and best friends immediately get
• Practical enough for daily kitchen use, funny enough to display front and center
• An affordable, crowd-pleasing gift under $15
• Perfect for bridal showers, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, birthdays, and couples' gifts

Because some warnings need to be posted in the kitchen. Add it to your cart and gift the dish towel that says everything without saying a word!

All orders are processed within 1-5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.

Shipping Rates

Flat-rate shipping is available for $9.95 for orders placed in the U.S.

Heavy-goods shipping for oversized items is available for $29.95 for orders placed in the U.S.

Free ground shipping is provided for orders placed in the U.S. over $100.

International shipping is available for $29.95 (standard) & $49.95 (heavy goods) for orders placed outside of the U.S.

*Free Shipping Not Applicable for Oversize items, International Shipping, or Fragile Items requiring extra packaging services.

In-Store Pickup

You can skip the shipping fees with free local pickup at our Harrison Ave. location. After placing your order and selecting local pickup at checkout, your order will be prepared and ready for pick up within 1-5 business days. We will send you an email when your order is ready along with instructions. 

Our in-store pickup hours are 10 a.m.- 6 p.m. Monday-Saturday, & 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. on Sundays. Please have your order confirmation email with you when you come.

How do I check the status of my order?

When your order has shipped, you will receive an email notification from us which will include a tracking number you can use to check its status. Please allow 48 hours for the tracking information to become available. 

If you haven’t received your order within 14 days of receiving your shipping confirmation email, please contact us at thecustomerservicemuffins@gmail.com with your name and order number, and we will look into it for you.

Online purchases may be returned or exchanged within 30 days.

In-store purchases may be returned or exchanged within 3 days.

All items must be returned in their original condition and are subject to a 12% restocking fee. Exchanges are not subject to the fee.

Final Sale items are not eligible for return or exchange.

These items are final sale only:

• Jewelry, with few exceptions;
• Seasonal items (including but not limited to Christmas, Fall/Halloween, Valentine's Day, Easter) after December 15;
• Any item specifically marked as Final Sale;
• Reusable & protective face masks;
• All personalized / special-ordered merchandise.

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